... reasons I love my husband:
He makes me peanut butter and jelly sandwiches when we run out of lunch meat.  But not just any peanut butter and jelly sandwich - the kind of peanut butter and jelly sandwich that he HATES.... the heavy on the peanut butter kind.  Apparently he suffered some sort of traumatic thick peanut butter incident as a child, and has never recovered.  Thick peanut butter makes him almost as angry as cauliflower does.  I know.  Don't ask.  Anyway - he knows that I don't care for his style of PB&J - which equals thin peanut butter.  Peanut butter so thin you can barely see, hear or smell it on your sandwich.  Peanut butter portions so thin that I actually feel sorry for my children when I find out that he's made them PB&J sammies for lunch without me there to intervene.  Because what kind of a life is a life without thick peanut butter??!  Thank God they've got me to balance out the thin peanut butter insanity. 
What was I talking about...? 
Oh, yeah.  How much I appreciate that he's able to overcome his phobia and make me a proper PB&J sammy because he knows how happy it makes me to have a thickness of peanut butter no less than a mattress.  A mattress with a pillowtop.  And then he puts in in a sandwich baggie, and labels it lovingly with a "C" so I know not to mistakenly grab one of his sandwiches by mistake.  Because believe you me... the wrath he has to endure if I get an inappropriate thickness of PB on my sammy... oh, yeah.  Quite embarrassing - especially at work.  :) 
And how lucky am I that he hasn't kicked me to the curb and told me to make my own frickin' sandwiches??  I know.  Damn lucky.
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