Hey! Why didn't someone tell me it was 2009??

So I have a confession. I've been, um... kind of... seeing someone else. It's nothing personal - it's just so... well, new - and exciting. It's someone much younger, and more in touch with what's going on in the world today. Alright, I'll just tell you. It's Facebook. There. It's out in the open. Are you happy now?? I know, Blogger. I've been neglecting you. I promise - I'll be back. Please be patient with me. We go too far back to just throw it all away... I have to let Facebook down gently, or we all could be in trouble. I try to pull away - but... the hold is just too strong... soon, Blogger, soon. Wait for me.